And, as everyone knows, my experience with the Dutch sales company that Mike likes was a total fiasco, so I cannot buy my own valid-forever key. Waaaa.

Do we have Mike's email address? Maybe I could just paypal him $50 directly and he'd be kind enough to email me a code.... hrmmm.
EDIT: AAAAAARGH!!!! I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRIED *AGAIN* TO DEAL WITH AVANGATE. UTTER JACKASSES!!! >:-(